Call Now - 05 - Ron Popeil's 5-in-1 Turkey Fryer - "Off the Bone"
Happy Turkey Day everybody! Grab a seat at the boys' table with Dan, Dave and Mark at Uncle Ron's house, to dodge the flying oil and enjoy a fast, easy, safe 3/4 cooked turkey for Thanksgiving! Bring your elbow length rubber gloves and your backpack because it's a soul-searching adventure that journeys beyond the heights of our extended safety sleeve and into the world of Big Country Fair food! Gobble gobble!
Gobble gobble mother f*ckers. Ron doesn’t care and neither do we.
Ok, we care a little bit. Sorry about the strong language on an unnamed turkey-dependent holiday…but the heat is rising to undocumented temperatures. If you don’t believe us, you can check it out yourself.